i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I wish you could order shots online.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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