You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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