You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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