the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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