Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
