ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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