I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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