For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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