Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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