So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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