Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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