I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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