My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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