Duck Duck Cougar?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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