Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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