My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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