I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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