Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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