im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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