but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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