You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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