Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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