ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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