Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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