on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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