remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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