Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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