I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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