We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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