I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just want to make out with him forever
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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