i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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