that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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