They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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