College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The air taste purple.
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