Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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