He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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