the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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