She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Are we still banned from the library?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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