If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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