btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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