you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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