dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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