if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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