Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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