The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there