I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Oh god it's open bar.