I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait