There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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