i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.