no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Everclear isn't food dammit
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.