SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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