I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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