Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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