i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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