4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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