the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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