fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So. Much. Porn.
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