I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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