Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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