were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize
